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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Public Service Announcement: Avoid Gulf Shores

Summer and its associated vacations are almost here. As you plan your trips, you may want to avoid coastal areas, and definitely don't go to the Pacific Northwest. Those places are unsafe because:

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year. . . . "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. Wednesday, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

What do you think this guy was like as a child? "Mom, this is your last chance, if you don't let me have another serving of ice cream, God is going to strike you down!" "Oh yeah, you guys may have won this kickball game, but when you get home you'll find that God burned your house down."

Here are the top ten Pat Robertson quotes, including my favorite:

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.